Boot and Rally 2010

It's Tuesday night, on a Saturday afternoon. What??? That's right, an afternoon of Boot at the highly anticipated Boot and Rally Tournament, coming to you on the first Saturday in the month of April. Afraid to come play because you don't think you have that throw? Don't worry about it because Boot is indoors, with no wind, and nine out of ten times someone on your team will tear down with whatever swill you put up. Don't think your cardio is up to snuff? Don't worry about it because you will have substitutes so you can run hard, knock down a cone or two and take a rest for a few points. Don't think you'll end up on a good team? Don't worry about it because the teams are random, which is a staple of Boot on a Tuesday night. And besides, there are enough tall people in Portland who know how to throw a hammer, so you are bound to have at least one of those people on your team. Look, there is no reason not to come to this. If I haven't sold you, food will be provided. Still not sold? How about music? Well, I don't know where you're going to find a better deal. Boot, the most challenging and fun game since actual frisbee or chess, is coming to you in tournament form. Be there! April 3rd.